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Asshole Brain Hoodie
Asshole Brain Hoodie
Asshole Brain Hoodie
Asshole Brain Hoodie
Asshole Brain Hoodie
Asshole Brain Hoodie
Asshole Brain Hoodie

Asshole Brain Hoodie

Regular price $53 Unit price  per 

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When your brain is being an asshole, remember that it is trapped inside your skull and therefore your prisoner."  --Sigmond Freud.   Note, this timeless advice comes from SigmOnd Freud, the lesser known and less-talented cousin of SigmUnd Freud.  Still, it's pretty genius if you ask us.

 

 

This funny, typographic top-quality Hoodie makes a great gift for the philosopher in your life. Loaded with streetwear aesthetic, pessimism and existential dread, our cynical nihilism hoodie is perfect for showing off your angst in style. If you love philosophy, existentialism, or pessimist humor--this funny sarcastic hoodie is a must-have for your collection.

Features: 


These Pocket Hoodies have a double-ply hood, with matching tipped and knotted drawstrings. Ribbed bands and waistband and a front pouch pocket.

  • Classic fit
  • 50% Cotton; 50% Polyester (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Medium fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
  • Sewn-in label
  • Runs true to size

What do you get when you shop Anxie-tees?

😎 Stylish clothing and gifts that will definitely get you smiles, nods, and compliments from a secret society of other cool, like-minded humans. And some non-humans. Probably. 👽 😻

🗽 Clothing & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA

🙌 The self-satisfaction of knowing that Anxie-tees donates to Mental Health America. High fives all around! 🙌

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  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length from centre back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.01 38.50 39.50 40.50

 

 

 

 

 

 

Asshole Brain Hoodie
Asshole Brain Hoodie
Asshole Brain Hoodie
Asshole Brain Hoodie