Birth Is A Curse Existence Is A Prison Crewneck Sweatshirt

This funny, typographic crewneck sweatshirt makes a great gift for the existentialist  in your life. Loaded with streetwear aesthetic, pessimism and existential dread, our cynical nihilism sweatshirt is perfect for showing off your angst in style. If you love philosophy, existentialism, or pessimist humor this funny sarcastic sweatshirt is a must-have for your collection.

Features:

This Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt features ribbing on the collar, hem, and cuffs to keep you warm.

This Soft Sweatshirt is durable with double-needle cover-seamed neck and armholes stays strong when you work or play hard.

• Loose fit
• 50% Cotton; 50% Polyester (fiber content may vary for different colors)
• Medium fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
• Sewn-in label
• Runs true to size

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