A**hole Brain Tote Bag

“When your brain is being an asshole, remember that it is trapped inside your skull and therefore your prisoner."  --Sigmond Freud.   Note, this timeless advice comes from SigmOnd Freud, the lesser known and less-talented cousin of SigmUnd Freud.  Still, it's pretty genius if you ask us.

This practical, high-quality Tote Bag is available in three sizes. Provides comfort with style at the beach or out in town. Made from reliable materials, lasting for seasons.

.: 100% Polyester
.: Boxed corners
.: Black cotton handles
.: Black lining

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