My Favorite Position Is Fetal Hoodie
This funny, typographic top-quality Hoodie makes a great gift for anyone who loves to curl up in ball. Loaded with streetwear aesthetic, pessimism and existential dread, our cynical hoodie is perfect for showing off your angst in style. If you love pessimist humor--this funny sarcastic hoodie is a must-have for your collection.
These Pocket Hoodies have a double-ply hood, with matching tipped and knotted drawstrings. Ribbed bands and waistband and a front pouch pocket.
- Classic fit
- 50% Cotton; 50% Polyester (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Medium fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size
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